Legenda Middle Earth Penyembuh PMS

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Gue sedang PMS berat mendekati suicidal tadi malam. Setelah berkutat dengan air mata dan sesak dan keinginan untuk ambil jalan pintas, akhirnya gue bisa tidur dengan hidung mampet jam satu malam.
OmJ berusaha menunaikan tugas sebagai pria pengayom kebutuhan nenek-nenek PMS suicidal dengan menelpon 2 kali di subuh buta dan pagi hari, dan disambut mood yang masih buruk. Hihihi... pake adegan dramatis banting telpon (pelan-pelan tentunya... ke kasur).
Menjelang siang di kantor, saat level hormon berangsung normal OmJ mencolek secara virtual real-time di YM... DAN MOOD LANGSUNG MEMBAIK! Jadi pada dasarnya... apa moral kisah ini?

Untuk memperbaiki moral yang sempat rendah akibat serangan hormons, maka ngobrollah ngalur ngidul sama Bert

Sesudah makan siang, sambil kerja, curi-curi ketawa ketiwi membahas perkumpulan Tolkien Indonesia yang gemar menggelar les Sindarin dan Tengwar.
Master Obi1 sangat tidak setuju pada metode les ini. Menurutnya ilmu dan the force itu harus diterapkan secara praktis. "Learn from Doing We Do"... demikian katanya.
Kami pun menemukan produk-produk baik berupa buku maupun krim kecantikan yang bisa didistribusikan kepada masyarakat:

This is how We Ride: The Rohan's Way of Care and Training for Horses


"SUKSES LANGSING DALAM DUA HARI: Ramuan alami dari hutan mirkwood"


Masker Awet Muda Lady Galadriel


Lulur Langsing Lady Arwen (L3A)


Tight Forehead Without Botox by Elrond


Sampo Anti Ketombe cap Haldir


Cat Rambut merk Glorfindel


Ki Ageng Legolas, mengobati mata minus hingga bisa melihat bermil-mil


Seminar Sehari: Memimpin Kerajaan yang Tertidur dengan pembicara Aragorn son of Arathorn


Seminar Memenangkan Peperangan dengan Separuh Modal Saja! Sebuah Strategi untuk Orang-orang Berkebutuhan Khusus, dengan pembicara Gimli son of Gloin


Buku How to Handle Issues with Sibbling Rivalry, oleh Boromir of Gondor


A Captain called It, sebuah memoir oleh Faramir son of Denethor.


“How to Get Over mr.Right and Settle for Mr. Quite Right” sebuah chicklit romantis karangan Lady Eowyn.


Esai Ilmiah: “Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: A General Complication and How To Handle It. 


A Case Studies on the Gollum Syndrome” oleh Strider the Wood Ranger.


Esai Ilmiah: “The Genetics of Early Homosexuals and Homophobias: A Historical Check on Hobbitses and Middle Earth Cultures” oleh Smeagol Gollum Ph.D.


“Fetishes” Books of Icons and Syndromes by Boromir son of Denethor, Smeagol and Bilbo Baggins

Senin ini produktif walaupun Minggu Malamnya bersimbah ingus dan air mata...
MWAH!

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